It has been so long, I now fear I'm a terrible writer with no voice and that I'm no longer interesting because I keep telling you how long my hair is! HELP! I'm also trapped inside this internet!
I am writing this because my baby brother texted me the other day to tell me he read my blog and liked my post titled "4 Things About Education My 12 Year Old Brother Knows." If you have read this post, then you can imagine my horror at my brother seeing the swaths of curse words and damnations I wrote in that piece. You can imagine my shock and fear when the first sentence he wrote to me was "I read your blog." AH! I have corrupted the soul of my most beloved blood brother (as opposed to the soul of my beloved black brothers. Heh. I'm clever.). But it turns out he liked it a lot and, probably because it was about him, read the whole entire thing! My brother hates reading! I'm a MOTIVATIONAL GENIUS (not really)!
Anyway, thanks, baby bro! I hope you write your own blog so I can find out how much profanity you use outside of our family context. Also so that I can read all of your private thoughts and ruminations about life! I bet you're really interesting when you're not under the watchful eye of our parents! Haha, sibling jokes!
I love you!